I'm told that I'm at my comic best while complaining profusely about work and stupidity in general....

Favorite stupid exchange of the day:

Me: Do you have your title commitment?

Moron: Yes

Me: On Schedule B-2 where it shows the exceptions, the last number shows that this should be closing at our Fremont office.

Moron: I don't see that

Me: It should be on Schedule B-2. You said you have the commitment, correct?

Moron: Yes, I have it. But I don't see that.

Me: Are you looking at the commitment?

Moron: No.

Need I say MORE??!?!

People just make me tired.